Twilight Sucks!: If Dr Seuss wrote Twilight →

forget-why:

Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won’t kill boys. He won’t kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He’s a…

i don’t know why this amuses me so much…

(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)

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